Cute Ways to Ask a Guy to a Dance

On that Saturday eve when you'll roamed the streets of the town and the sky was a honeyed golden hue, posters of the impending prom were strewn all over the walls along with some other news. A reading through the posters happened and a thought came to him suddenly. Stopped in his tracks, he did and lamented for the fact, half teasing, half serious - 'I wonder what it feels like when a girl asks a guy to the dance'. Then he walked by casually. Amused as you were then, a devilish plan did start making way...he wanted you to ask him to the prom, and that is what you would do. All you needed were some cute ways to ask a guy to a dance and tada! End of sentence.

Hmm. Cute ways. Creative ways. Fun ways. That's all that really matters. Now where are you going to go about getting those cute ways to ask a guy to a dance? Right here, my friend. Right here. There's the sappy, there's the mushy, there's the impressive and there's more where all that came from. And all you need to do is shift your focus onto the page and scroll down for the answers to what are the cute ways to ask a guy to a dance, and then, well...plan it.

The Cutest Ways to Ask a Guy to a Dance

Did anyone order for some cute and creative ways to ask a guy to a dance? Coming right up.

The Funny Card
So you'll share a great sense of humor? Bowl him over with exactly that. Buy a plain card and write on the cover in bold neat handwriting …'Will you go to the prom (or wherever) with me'...and in the inside 'What are you looking in here for, I already asked you to the dance, didn't I?' It's cheeky, it's funny and adorably cute, don't you think?

For the Love of Drama
Let's carry on the sense of humor while we are at it. So what you do is catch him while he's just about entering his class and is in a hurry. You run over to him in great speed, pant, huff and build this whole dramatic scene showing that you are in a hurry as well and then hand him over this chit of paper and say you'll catch up with him later. He'll be so preoccupied with the huffing and puffing and the cryptic one that you just pulled on him, he won't even see it coming. When he opens the chit and finds a cute little note that says - 'Come to the dance with me, please?' Or something to that effect. He'll smile and look up and there you'll be standing at the end of the hall, smiling as well. Then just wink, blow him a kiss and walk away.

A Message on the Hand
Wear a full sleeved shirt so that it covers your arms. Write on one of the arms - 'Will you come to the dance with me?'. And then you stage this drama, while you guys are walking one eve or something, let him walk a little ahead of you and that is when you 'pretend' that you've fallen and scream, hold your hand like you're in pain and when he pulls up the sleeve - drum roll please...the message, the message.

Trace it On
You have nails, you have hands. Here's how you use them well. Get him to sit in one place and then simply trace the invitation onto his back. Cute huh? Or, or, or...just by the by, take a ball point pen and write on his palm. Plain and clear. Sometimes simple is just the best way to ask a guy to a dance.

Use a Pet
Use a pet...like if he has a dog or a cat, tie a ribbon around their neck with the invite neatly worded and folded and tied to the ribbon. Then let the dog or cat in and let them find the message for themselves. How to ask a guy to a dance...this one's good enough.

Tape it On
Let's do a neat spin on the treasure hunt game. If you're a regular visitor to his home, find a place that is well hidden and not easily accessible. Then stick a note that asks him to join you for the dance. But how is he going to find it? When you get home, write him a small poem (very basic, very generic) giving him clues of where to find it. OK it doesn't have to be a poem, it can even be a simple message.

And there you go. Now weren't these just some of the cute ways to ask a guy to a dance? Yes, yes they are. I can just picture it girl. It's all happening. Can you?

Date expectations

What's up with US women? Robert Kelsey despairs.

So Leah McLaren, Gwyneth Paltrow and Heather Graham think British men are crap at dating. They've got it wrong - it's American women who don't know what they're doing. I lived in New York for two years and quickly worked out the routine. Man approaches woman in a bar. Man gets number. Man makes call. Man pays for dinner. Man makes next call. Man pays for next dinner. Woman doesn't invite man home. Woman doesn't even kiss man. Woman says, "Thank you and goodnight."

Sure there were exceptions but this was the norm. It drove me up the wall. Now maybe I'm an ugly bugger with no personality. But this was happening to every single man I knew. Janet was the reason I finally gave up and came back to the land of the ladette. Janet was a fast-track go-getter: sharp, witty, ambitious. She was the cream of New York women and delightful company.

Delightful, that is, until we started dating. That's when she became a fluffy, passive girl's blouse. She always waited for me to call. I had to chose the restaurant. She would laugh at my jokes and pretend to be interested in my job. And then the bill would arrive and she would look down, embarrassed, as I fumbled for my credit card.

Janet was the higher earner and was clearly better at her job. She spoke of directors' meetings and dinners with famous names. I tried to talk up my crummy job but I was no match, until the bill came. At that moment I became the boss and her success meant nothing. And after dinner we would walk home and stop at her apartment block. She would become coy, kiss my cheek and say goodnight and thank you. We were clearly attracted to each other. I was sure she wanted to invite me up but was fighting the urge - as if some behavioural standard was in the way.

Janet was just the latest in a string of similar encounters. In my despair I complained to a female colleague, to be told that Janet, and millions of American women like her, were following The Rules. The Rules: Time-tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr Right is a little book by two witches called Ellen Fakeorgasm and Sherrie Spinster. The Rules state that men know what they want and they love to chase. And for women to make themselves attractive they have to run away. When the man of your dreams approaches, it says, you must brush him off - persistently. Only then will he value you as a special person. This draws him in and, like a Venus flytrap, the gates of marriage crash behind him.

Sure, men like to chase. But a study of these rules reveals misery for everybody concerned. For New York women it has led to a demographic disaster. These rules are worth closer scrutiny:

Don't stare at men. This isn't advice for the subway. Women are not allowed to return a man's look anywhere. Women are to just smile at the room like a lunatic holding a fart. Oh, great. The only "time-tested" way of knowing if a man should approach a woman is banned. At this rate, the only men our girl is going to attract are redneck sex pests in from Wankov, Idaho.

Don't call him and rarely return his call. What? This is a stalker's charter. Winning a date in New York requires male behaviour that in Britain would win him a court restraining order. Of course, there's one advantage to this rule. The man never has to finish with a woman. He just stops calling.

Don't go Dutch on a date. Paying for dinner is supposed to be a sign that the man values the woman's company. Fine, but we don't mean one date here. My dining companion could retire on the dosh she had saved by the time The Rules suggests it's OK to even go halves. Most British women I know would view this as a patronising insult.

Don't rush into sex. Sex, ha. If India wants to solve its population problem they should publish the book there.

Women like Janet will doggedly stick to The Rules and blame past failures on not applying them diligently enough. And the older the woman the more The Rules are supposed to apply. It's amazing. In the world's most innovative, forward-thinking nation one stupid book has regressed women by centuries. What they fail to realise - and this goes as much for Paltrow as The Rules's authors - is that the sexual revolution changed men as well as women. The feminists who tried to create a balance within relationships should spit in disgust at US dating behaviour and British men and women should be cheered for admitting that dating is meant to end in sex. If you don't fancy the outcome with your date, be honest enough not to let him buy you dinner.

Cool Things to Say

Cool things to say can work as great conversation starters with a guy or a girl. They can keep the conversation fresh. With the craze about social networking increasing day by day, cool sayings are attaining more importance. Most of these cool things are just funny one liners. But you cannot just pick up a one liner and use it in conversation. It sounds unnatural. Although, if chosen properly and used appropriately these cool things can really add value to your conversations. Some cool quotes and sayings can also be used, but again, they should sound natural. Below I have given some cool things to say in different situations and some cool Facebook statuses that you will enjoy.

Cool Things to Say on Facebook
Cool things to say on facebook are basically cool facebook status ideas. They can really affect your popularity amongst your facebook friends.

    * Not all men are fools. There are still some bachelors
    * The winner of the rat race is still a rat
    * Good morning...i see the assassins have failed
    * ...feels like getting some work done. So she is sitting down till the feeling passes
    * Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you have to do is stand and say "Hi my name is Ralph and I am an alcoholic"
    * Giving money and power to the Government is like giving alcohol and car keys to teenagers
    * ...is wondering where Noah kept the woodpecker on his ark
    * ...thinks that if your relationship status says 'It's complicated', you should stop kidding yourself and change it to 'Single'
    * ..Does not suffer from insanity. She enjoys every minute of it
    * ??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i? ?s?? ??? si si??
    * What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I just put down the mirror
    * Status loading ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 99%
    * ..is normally not a praying man, but if you are up there, please save me Superman
    * Of course we can still be friends. As long as I never have to hear from you, see you or talk to you again
    * ..Just received a coupon in the mail. Buy one glove and get one FREE! Offer valid till gloves last
    * It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are rather close on the keyboard. From now on, I will never end an article with the phrase "Regards" ever.

These were some cool funny things to say on facebook. Now lets see some cool things to say to guys.

Cool Things to Say to Guys
He may love you for many reasons, but he will definitely love you more if you express how much you love him. Many a times, girls find themselves out of words to break the ice or to mean how much they love their boyfriend. There's no particular reason for that. Cool things to say to a guy can also be used to start a nice conversation with him.

    * (Looking for some way to get closer?) Reach for the back of his shirt and check out his shirt label. "Just what I thought, made in heaven."
    * "You're the hottest thing since sunburns." (Use it on the right 'really hot' guy.)
    * "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to my prayers." (Solemn expression please. Don't laugh, this is not a funny pick up lines to use on guys.)
    * "Did they just take you out of the oven? Boy, you're hot." (Girls, please, be a little selective, use only if he's really hot. If you're blinded, take a friend's neutral opinion first.)
    * "What do you like watching the most on television?"
    * "Who's played the most influential part in your life?"
    * "Who or which band do you like listening to, the most?"
    * I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
    * Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
    * Hi. I don’t want to try to use some clever pick up line, so can I buy you a drink?

So now you have some cool romantic things to say to your boyfriend. But if you want more such things, read pick up lines to use on guys. They are really effective.

Cool Things to Say to Girls
It is a fact that you have to be a good talker to entice a girl. That is the reason some average looking guys get beautiful girls. These guys can talk well. But you should not always say the things girls like to hear. Be yourself and use some of the below mentioned cool things to say to a girl. But if the girl in question is already your girlfriend then you should check out these nice things to say to your girlfriend and some of these great things to say to your girlfriend.

    * You’re so sweet, I’m going to be diabetic
    * I may not be Fred Flintstone. But I can sure make your bed rock! (slightly cocky but may work on some girls)
    * The only thing harder than trying to impress you, is looking at you without smiling.
    * 'You know why the lion is known as the king of the jungle?' (Girl - why?). 'Ahhh, I thought you would say yes and tell me why?'
    * Say hastily, 'Do you love me?' (Girl - what?) 'I said do you love me...at balls?'
    * 'You know one day I woke up and I was married to a pineapple!' Pause...'It was surely a beautiful pineapple!'
    * 'Darn! My mobile is not working!' (Girl - Why, what happened?) It says, 'Re...charge your....self with a ki...ss from the cu...te girrrr...l next to...you!'
    * 'What are you doing this evening?' (Girl - nothing). 'Let's do nothing together!'
    * 'What would you say if a guy comes up to you without a shirt?' (Girl - Hmm...) 'If I were you, I would say that he must have had some really nice pants!'
    * 'Hi, my name is Alf A. Romeo. My ancestor named me after a chimpanzee!'

Now that you know some really cool and funny things to say to a girl, what are you waiting for? Go try them! Also, read through these things to say to your girlfriend.

Cool Things to Say About Yourself
Anyone can make fun of others. But if you can laugh at yourself, you have true sense of humor. Add some of the below cool and funny things to say about yourself to your conversations and people will like you instantly.

    * I am petrified of darkness, so please hold me close to you.
    * I love the mountains. Can we live there once in our lifetime?
    * I love myself beyond words can express, because I've found you.
    * I was matching the stars last night with reasons why I love you, till I ran out on stars
    * Whenever someone says "I'm not book smart, but I'm street smart", all I hear is "I'm not real smart, but I'm imaginary smart"
    * I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent an idiot from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
    * When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
    * I've developed a new philosophy, I only dread one day at a time.
    * At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
    * I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

These were some funny random things to say about yourself.

Christian Dating Advice for the Real World

Christian dating advice runs the gamut from "don’t date at all," to "you can date anyone and change them if you like them." Neither of these is practical in today’s world. If you don’t ever date, you’re going to have a hard time establishing a more significant relationship, and trying to change or convert someone is a recipe for disaster. Today’s Christian dating, advice from experts aside, can be successful and enjoyable if you keep a few things in mind.

Let People Know You are Open to Dating

While you may have heard horror stories about blind dates, a surprising number of them are successful. After all, who better to help you find a potential date than Christian friends?

Don’t Preach

When you do go on a date, be up front about your beliefs without preaching. This isn’t the time to convert an unbeliever, but it is the time to make it clear that the Lord is central to your life. If he or she respects this and shares this passion for God, you’re off to a great start.

Don’t Date an Unbeliever

Dating should, of course, always be enjoyable, but don’t compromise just to have somebody to do something with on a Saturday night. If you’re not sure where someone stands on their faith, you can certainly go out a few times and explore the issues. If it’s clear the person isn’t an active Christian, move on. Thank him or her for a wonderful time and reassure them that you want to remain friends, but stand firm that any serious relationship must be God-centered first and foremost.

Try Christian Dating Sites

If you are considering online dating, check out several sites that advertise that they are for Christians. Many of these even allow you to narrow your search by denomination so that you can find someone whose doctrinal beliefs and practices will be in tune with yours. These sites also often have single Christian dating advice of their own that can be helpful.

Avoid Temptation

As a Christian, you know that giving into lust or sexual intimacy is wrong. Dating can make resisting temptation difficult, especially when you’re physically attracted to someone. Don’t give yourself the opportunity to confuse affection or love with lust. Date in public places such as restaurants, museums, movies, etc. If you’ve dated a few times, invite him or her to join you in relaxing with family or friends – group activities are a great way to enjoy each other’s company while keeping temptation to a minimum. Remember this Christian dating advice: a relationship should be about love and respect, not lust.

Be Honest with Yourself

Is the person you’re dating someone you would be proud to take to your church and introduce to your family? If something about him or her makes you feel like you would need to defend them against criticism by those who love you the most, take heed! Those closest to you can see sometimes see more clearly than you do because attraction doesn’t cloud their vision.

About Committing Yourself

Proverbs 4:23 says, "Guard your heart, for it is the wellspring of life." There is no better rule for dating than this Old Testament admonishment. And consider this Christian dating advice: commitment doesn’t happen after two or three dates. Keep your innermost secrets until you have become truly close emotionally and spiritually. Latching onto someone too soon means you could get hurt – especially if you begin to abandon your commitment to Christ in order to make that other person happy.

Pray for Guidance

Opening your heart to God and asking His counsel and guidance will point you in the right direction. Sometimes just refocusing through prayer will lead you to a better understanding of where your dating relationship is going and if it is right for you.

If you keep the above Christian dating advice in mind, you’ll not only have the opportunity to meet and date other Christians, you are more likely to end up in a strong, Godly marriage.

About the Author:

Kevin Urban is the editor at Dating-Site-Advisor.com, the single men's guide to the best online dating sites. He offers free dating tips for men and reviews the best matchmaking dating services on the web.